my dad called it "vitriol," i said it's a good time. my website is as much of a mark of hatred as is gays' rewritten bible. you know, the bible they've rewritten to take out every negative reference to homosexuality...the bible they've rewritten for the sake of the first deadly sin. they're mocking the bible by customizing it so that it names them righteous people.

and why shouldn't they be mocked? no, my website is nothing hateful - my website ain't nothing but a good time. parody, politics, satire and sex...ain't nothin' but a good time.

now listen, mockin' pride is no great offense
we are scared to name them foolish dweebs
that sure ain't right, it's time to shame their world
they're so proud, they can't take free speech

i'm always taunting gay things, what can i say?
gotta break away from their lame old egos
i need a chance just to have my say
some dudes drink beer - i think, and that is how i play

oh, it's nothin' but a good time
how i slight the libs
my website ain't nothin' but a good time
and it's always getting them pissed

hey - i make such fun of "strong" women who die
and i'm one to tell you girl-soldiers are slight
i'm really sorry about requirements
army-strength is what's gender-based for them

i'm always taunting shameful feminists' ways
gotta get them raped cuz they feign their strength, oh
i need a chance just to have my say
some dudes won't hear my wit, cuz they say it's hate

though it's nothin' but a good time
how it slights the bitch
my website ain't nothin' but a good time
and it's always getting them pissed

you see, i make a joke of all of us
who are feigning our pride every day
if godly-type good guys can hurt your pride
lord, then could it be fake?

here's to ya...
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