remember the beginning to milli vanilli's "don't forget my number," when a man's voice is heard saying "okay, eddie, this one's for you" right before the synthesized "music" plays?

"okay, joshie, this one's for you"

my whole life, you've turned it - you'd shout "know yourself"
my writes/my thinks, you've owned the all of me
i thank you for my self
well, because it burned to hear football-man sounding curt
you looked into me, looked right through me

don't you know you hit me like a hammer?
'91's the summer-shame
you know you hit me like a hammer
you know you hit me, josh lane

you told myself to change my thinking - i did atone my talk
i'd feign my cool to seem rised-above, to get me feeling strong
cuz when you dropped our ties, i'd move to get them back aligned
it's hard to take when my josh changed lanes and

oh, i know you hit me like a hammer
in my life, that summer stays
you know you hit me like a hammer
you know you hit me, josh lane

and now i can't stop my thinking of josh, my modeled role
cuz my grown mind's my change-up of mind
you shocked me, didn't mock me, but given what you taught me...

well, because it burned to hear football-man sounding curt
you looked into me, looked right through me

don't you know you hit me like a hammer?
'91's the summer-shame
you know you hit me like a hammer
you know you hit me, josh lane

shocked me, now you've got me...

you know you hit me like a hammer?
hit me like a five-pound sledge
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