i was thinking of how facebook told me that a school-friend of mine (whose parents were divorced and who lived with his mother) is gay.

i was thinking of the lack of a father-figure, i was thinking of how josh lane was my father-figure who instilled a die-hard sense of masculine identity into me, so here comes my parody of george michael's "father figure".

i guess this parody of "father figure" can be called "josher figure," in honor of josh lane.

that's all that josh is, something special/something sacred in my mind
lord of each moment and the role that shaped me and my life
sometimes i think if he never hurt me badly
gay dreams just might be a pleasure, sweet as candy

that's all that josh is, something special/someone sacred in my mind
lord of each moment and the storm that made one summer's strife
sometimes i think if he never hurt me badly
then something less and not better would become me

josh lane is my father-figure, from now til the end of time
josh lane is the preacher/teacher, better than schools have to hire
josh lane is my father-figure, i am not a man who's blind
i will feel no hunk inside me, i have masc'line pride

that's all that josh said, "become thy hunk and be first place or see no pride"
that's all that josh said, "just don't be a baby, prove your pride"
"gay pride" is seen as a blunder a real man sees
if he should praise his own gender, it's manly void

josh lane is my father-figure, from now til the end of time
josh lane is the preacher/teacher, better than schools have to hire
josh lane is my father-figure, i am not a man who's blind
i will feel no hunk inside me, i have masc'line pride

gay dudes are the debtors, blind to their beings
gay dudes want a hunk to make them complete
they're never as masc'line as they want seen

i'll ever-remember the one who had pride for self as a man, not a masculine slight
ooh, mister josh lane, you are my king
because all i am, you've sparked it, you live in my brainy (brainy)
self-love won't die, no

respect is not pride for one's strife - my hung dick shows which gender's my role
men can dress like kim - it's their minds - they're so wrong, so wrong...like self-loathing bono

josh lane is my father-figure, i'm no tiny masc'line slight
josh lane is my preacher/teacher, better than schools have to hire
josh lane is my father-figure - i'm a man, no masc'line slight
so i'm not gonna hump dudes...yes, i've changed my life

josh lane is my father, josh lane is my teacher, josh lane is my father
and i'm only the one to hump dudes...if they're "josh lane"-like

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