i'm always looking at josh lane's facebook page, i guess he lives near atlanta, and how long has it been since high school? the last i saw him was 22 years ago...i knew "still crazy after all of these years" was a record album i saw in my dad's collection as a boy...so here's "still laney after all of these years" because that's what i am. my big and strong and hairy-chested hunk...there's a picture of the josh lane i remember on on the university of georgia turf club page. he's my hero. i don't think i'd be doing this anti-gay website if he didn't talk to me about self-love and masculine self-respect and being man enough to be my man.

maybe i should do a parody of "you'll be in my heart," but i'll get on with this one...i used to like going to atlanta from nashville, before and after the whole "21st century living services" episode (the "retard home," as i called it). i went for sexy times, the buckhead ymca and the peachtree ymca. i remember either in 1997 or 1998, driving along the interstate connecting birmingham and atlanta, there was a horseracing stadium or something that i made an emergency stop at for some reason or another.

i was just thinking about these songs calling out to josh, and the beginning of madonna's "true blue" struck me as "hey! josh". since i know that song by heart and i have never heard "still crazy after all of these years," i'll do that song.

hey, JOSH! listen...

i have fucked the guys, i'm hooked on dudes' behinds
but i never could stay for long - what'd you do to my world?
i have lust for dick, i-hi-hi'd dance to town for it
but no matter where i'd go, you're the one who keeps making me stay home

cuz it's dude-lust - you're the one it's speaking of
your heart lifted my self-love, so i'm gonna be true-blue/praise my inner dude

i've heard all gays' lines: "guy, your boner doesn't lie"
"don't think that gays all scorn themselves,"
i won't be slighted humping finer men
oh, it's dudes who make me proud, but to one hunk i'll be devout
i'll keep my sense of man-esteem close so no one slips between

i said, dude-lust forms what is ig...norance
sure, hot beefy guys are loved..but i'm gonna be true-blue to my skinny dude
cuz the dude-lust (this guy don't go for dude-lust)
war with what my being's of (the guy my being's of)
sure, hot beefy guys are studs (hot, beefy, mighty-tough)
but i'm gonna be true-blue and a righteous dude

homos and faggots, i'll diss on my site
i love to burn them and their so-called "pride"
i've learned what's so wrong and what is right, too...
oh, i know - oh, i know that this

dude-lust is shaming - dude-lust's for dainty dudes wanting brav'ry - dude-lust ain't cool
cool luck they feign from rude luck that makes the dudes fuck for safety, dude-lust ain't cool

oh, it's dudes who make me proud, but to one hunk i'll be devout
i'll keep my sense of man-esteem close so no one slips between

homos and faggots, i'll diss on my site
i love to burn them and their so-called "pride"
i've learned what's so wrong and what is right, too...
oh, i know - oh, i know faggots
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