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dear sir or vagina:

to giant eagle:

i am writing because i am dreadfully sorry that i thought giant eagle didn't open their automatic check-out lines in the early morning because of the threat of black people.

i know i have written before about giant eagle's automatic check-out lines being closed in the early morning, but today i have realized something. i no longer believe that giant eagle doesn't open their automatic check-out lines in the early morning out of fear that black people will steal from them. i had just gone to wal-mart to buy something to lose weight (colon clenz) after realizing that sticking the shower hose up my ass didn't force a trip to the toilet like it used to do, and what i saw in wal-mart were automatic check-out lines that were open in the early morning. i am assuming that giant eagle feels the same as wal-mart with regards to the threat of black people when i say that africans can't be the reason that giant eagle does not open their automatic check-out lines in the morning. it is common knowledge that more africans go to wal-mart than to giant eagle - this is because their checks from the government won't give them enough gas to go to two stores when they need a food-store but still also need to complement their checks from the government with the purchase of adult-diapers (which probably are not sold at giant eagle). therefore, since wal-mart's automatic check-out lines are open in the early morning - without regard to the threat of negro-shoppers - then giant eagle must keep their lines closed for other reasons. i realize this, i am sorry for any accusations of racism i have made that were directed at giant eagle.

racism is just so common in today's society, especially when the first quack president provides much reason to hate all black people, and the reason i see racism everywhere i go is because i hate it so much that i have no choice but to actively look for it.

let me be crystal-queer:

wal-mart had the audacity to move their automatic check-out lines to the other side of the store, most likely because they know of my brain-damage and they want to play a practical joke on me since it will take time for me to remember to start parking on the other side of the store, but their automatic check-out lines were open when i got there in the early morning. realizing my mistake of false accusations of racism, i am writing because i am dreadfully sorry that i thought giant eagle didn't open their automatic check-out lines because of the threat of black people. i hate racists as much as the next man, and i am sorry for suggesting that a racist plot which named anyone with dark skin as a thief is what made giant eagle not open their automatic check-out lines when it was dark outside.

thank you,
dylan terreri, i
sheldon cooper, ii
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