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dear sir or vagina:

any company calling itself "armstrong" is a very sexist organization. we all know which gender has strong arms, we all know the differences in each gender's level of strength. the word "armstrong" brings to mind the image of "rosie the riveter" flexing her unidentifiable bicep and saying "we can do it," and i personally feel violated as a man from the mental images of woman-power that a company called "armstrong" brings forth. i am intimidated by any notion of the strong arm (or of the superior strength-level) that rosie's gender possesses.

WHY DOES A MAN HAVE TO BE CONSTANTLY REMINDED THAT A WOMAN IS NOT JUST MANLIKE WITH A WOMB (A WOMBMAN, WOMMAN, WOMAN)? IT IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE THAT A COMPANY CALLED "ARMSTRONG" IS JUST RUBBING STRONGWOMAN'S GREATER PHYSICAL ABILITIES IN MENS' FACES.

in a world where women rule, it is very liberating for men to dissociate ourselves from the stronger gender so that we too can feel useful and competent. i have just recently started to train myself to refer to women as vaginas, egg-bleeders or milk-leakers. i cannot bring myself to refer to wombn with any amount of respect, certainly not by using a spin-off of the word "man," and this is because i am spiteful of their superior abilities. i am going to go out on a limb and say that all men are spiteful towards the superior gender. case-in-point: my boss towers over me in her high-heeled shoes, she looks as unstoppable as tim tebow with her shoulderpads - women are simply taller and broader and stronger. MEN ARE GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF BEING REGARDED AS THE LITTLE ONES. WE ARE NOT UNIMPORTANT.

as men, we must keep reminding ourselves that a man can do anything a wombn can do...because if we don't then our self-esteem will suffer. even if we can't lift like egg-bleeders or be the ones to carry our spouse over the threshold, we must keep reminding ourselves that we are just as competent as the superior gender. even if we are lying to ourselves, we must BELIEVE that a man can do anything a woman can do.

unless we are reminded that "a man can do anything a woman can do," unless it's repeated throughout the day on radio and television and in print, then we'll never permit ourselves to believe it. it may be a lie, but it's all about self-esteem - it's all about making our lesser (masculine) gender not feel overlooked or trumped by the greater (feminine) gender.

THIS IS A PETITION TO BOYCOTT ANY COMPANY NAMED "ARMSTRONG" UNTIL THEY CHANGE THEIR NAME SO THAT IT DOESN'T BRING FORTH MENTAL IMAGES OF ROSIE THE RIVETER OR ANY OTHER MEMBER OF THE STRONGER FEMALE GENDER.

mr. dylan terreri, i
dr. sheldon cooper, ii
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