this is another letter of complaint from my website of (homo)sexual assault that is
"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it." - Madonna
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dear sir or vagina:

this isn't a letter of complaint.

i'm not writing any more letters of complaint.

the fbi came to my house, contacted my family, contacted the fbi in quantico, i am sure i would've been brought in to some facility if it weren't for my social worker telling the agent that i am no threat and even putting his license on the line.

no more letters. wow, what an ending to that aspect of my site.

check out my site, , unless you're there now