this is another letter of complaint from my website of (homo)sexual assault that is
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"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it." - Madonna
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dear sir or vagina:

this is just a short letter of complaint regarding "the log cabin inn" in harmony, pa. the food was fine, the atmosphere was fine (especially the man sitting about 12 feet away from me, what a hunk), but if this restaurant is accepting of islam then i'm sure there's a special room inside of it that cindy can be sent to. cindy is a terrible waitress and needs to be punished by the restaurant. or fired.

two sandwiches were ordered, the vagina made us wait for at least 10 minutes. finally, joni stops by the table and asks if we'd been waiting to order. my date told joni that we had been waiting far too long for cindy to bring our food out. joni went to investigate, and soon the vagina named cindy brought our food out.

before she took our orders, the vagina brought out water which she probably got from the dishwasher. my date told joni that the water was horrible, and joni gave us bottled water free of charge. to make a long story short, joni got a tip and our waitress did not.

a word to future patrons of "the log cabin inn" - be warned of the old lady named cindy - she is full of plastic smiles and irreverent behavior. cindy is yet another reason that vaginas don't belong in jobs. be warned of a waitress named cindy at "the log cabin inn".

mr. dylan terreri, i
dr. sheldon cooper, ii
www.thelessergender.com
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"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it." - Madonna
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