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dear sir or vagina:

to mountaineer casino and whomever else it may concern:

i was in the casino the other day and speaking to a female employee who ended our conversation by calling me "honey". now, given the "i am woman, hear me roar" attitudes of delusional females these days, also given the fact that i run a female-bashing website known as thelessergender.com, i would think that she meant "honey" as the same kind of put-down that she would feel if a member of the taller/broader/stronger gender were to call her "honey" or "little lady". the truth is, nobody should be offended by anyone referring to them as "honey," it should be regarded as a term of endearment - it IS regarded as a term of endearment between, say, husbands and wives. yes, being called "honey" made me feel good and attractive to the lesser gender. i didn't even think that she would've meant it as a put-down until i was reminiscing and relating it to the spiteful attitudes of feminists like my sister, who once called me "little man" in her best attempt to compromise me and defend herself against my Strongwoman-bashing website.

as for "little lady," well, the overwhelming majority of ladies are littler than men - though prince is a shortey and even calls himself "little man" in a song called "pink cashmere". still, no "strong" woman should be offended by a man who calls her a "little lady" if she is little in comparison to the man who referred to her as "little lady". if i was shorter than most Strongwomen, calling me "little man" would be taken as an acknowledgement of females actually NOTICING me, and it is for this reason that i believe that feminists are suffering from inferiority complexes due to their lackluster bodies and due to physical competitions being based on gender (as if to say that because one gender would serve as a "handicap" to another gender, athletic competitions should keep the genders separated).

getting back to mountaineer casino, though, i wonder what would have happened if i would've replied to her "honey" with a "honey? well, if that's a come-on, i'd like to say that you have nice tits".

"honey, would you please call me sometime when you've just bled the egg out of your vagina, i'd like to have sex without the possibility of turning your baby-machine on"

"honey, instead of getting me a drink from the soda-fountain, could you turn your baby-feeders on and i'll drink milk right from the nozzle"

i believe that any of these quotes would be considered as harassment, i believe that any insecure female would report me, even though - given the tiny tiny costumes that the casino makes the tiny gender wear - such a comment could not be considered as unprovoked. i read an article online about how men are of the weaker gender because testosterone makes us take risks , so if testosterone makes men weak and we are but prisoners to it...well, nobody really can blame us for talking to the lesser gender with the explicit language heard in the songs that prince has written throughout the 1980s.

dylan terreri, i
sheldon cooper, ii
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"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it." - Madonna
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