this is another letter of complaint from my website of (homo)sexual assault that is
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"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it." - Madonna
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dear sir or vagina:

having fallen asleep in a long-sleeved shirt, one of my website-advertising t-shirts, and a light jacket, i woke to find myself sweaty with a scent of masculine musk. i wanted to continue wearing my t-shirt so that i could offend Strongwoman with it (it points out what masculinity has over femininity and also has the name of one of my domains - thelessergender..com), so i wanted to get the stink out of it without spending a long time washing and drying it. let me tell you what i did, and relate it to the crusade to save energy.

i put it in the dryer with a fragrant dryer-sheet for 10 minutes while i was taking a shower. though it doesn't smell as bright and fresh and clean as if it were washed with detergent, there is no trace of my body-made cologne on it.

maybe i'll freshen-up all of my clothes this way, maybe i'll only wash them half as much. or even three-times as much. actually, i think i'll go to the store right now to look for a stronger-smelling dryer sheet (or something else to make them smell clean). maybe i should take longer showers in order to keep them in the dryer longer and get them smelling more like the dryer-sheet.

this has been "my two-cents," my contribution to the "end global warming" campaign. er, the "end climate-change" campaign, seeing as "global warming" is no longer taken seriously. i, personally, would like to end climate-change - just so i could swim in my pool all year long without a scuba-suit to protect me from the frigid temperatures that happens when fall-climate changes into winter-climate.

insert nanny fine's nasal laugh as a means to belittle the first quack president and his zombie-like followers.

thank you,
dylan terreri, i
sheldon cooper, ii
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"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it." - Madonna
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