this is another letter of complaint from my website of (homo)sexual assault that is
"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it." - Madonna
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dear sir or vagina:
as the webmaster of www.thelessergender.com (and in response to the politically-correct practice of referring to members of the shorter/smaller/weaker gender as "women" while referring to the bigger/broader/stronger gender as "guys"), i believe that it is time to start regarding any and every female in existence as a vagina. it may even be required to refer to members of the little gender as "egg-bleeding vaginas," just so that the little ones are constantly reminded of the DESTINATION: MOMMY aspect of what it means to bleed eggs and spout milk.
i think that men should make a practice of correcting themselves whenever they refer to a member of the lesser gender as a "woman," or at least change their pronunciation of the word so that it reflects the two words from which it stems (womb and man). i realize that members of the shorter/smaller/weaker gender would be insulted by being referred to as a womb (or as a vagina), but it seems that the very design of femininity is what offends them.. it seems that they are insulted that men have superior heights/weights/strength-levels/libidos/appetites, so i don't think it would add much to the self-disrespect of any vagina for society to realize "the league of vagina voters" or to realize the lesser physical abilities required of any of the "vaginas in combat".
in response to the politically-correct practice of referring to members of the shorter/smaller/weaker gender as "strong women" while referring to the bigger/broader/stronger gender as "guys," i believe that any vagina who wants to compete in the olympics should justify her "a woman can do anything a man can do" mantra by not separating herself from men. stop basing olympic competitions on gender - yes, "strong women" should be strong enough to compete against "guys," or else these vaginas should realize and embrace the aspect of reality which is known as "masculine superiority". vaginas should realize that they are second-place, they should realize that they are spin-offs of men (wombmen, womben, wombn, women), and they should show respect to the superior gender by referring to them with the word "men" rather than with as gender-neutral a word as "guys". furthermore, there should not be gender-based collegiate sports teams and there should not be gender-based hot dog eating competitions. if a woman can do anything a man can do, a vagina surely can compete against men and not have to rely on her own "ladies' division" where she can pretend to emulate men in her own little "land of make believe".
dare i bring up rape, but there is a REASON that so many vaginas cannot defend themselves (or their vaginas). the reason that there is so much violence against vaginas is because vaginas are inferior beings when compared to men.
as for the so-called "men" who buy into the Strongwoman propaganda, as for the "men" who turn a blind eye to masculine superiority (and the pipsqueak-sized weights at the gym), well, i will maintain that it is because of spiteful vaginas everywhere that the term "masculine superiority" is no longer deemed acceptable. there is no denying the fact that men are superior to vaginas (again, either refer to any gender-based physical competition or refer to the bigger/braoder/stronger aspect of men), but still the vaginas are offended by anyone thinking that men are superior. now, vaginas may accept that men are taller and stronger and bigger...but the vaginas are actually afraid of naming men as superior in spite of mens' superior heights/widths/strength-levels. it seems to be a matter of their pride which is unable to deal with the reality of gender. it is a little immature, as well...it's as if vaginas have something to prove. dare i bring up the defense-mechanism known as "gay pride," but the unjustifiable buzz-phrase of "a woman can do anything a man can do" is as much of a defense-mechanism as any gay "pride" parade is.
UNTIL VAGINAS START REFERRING TO MEN WITH THE WORD "MEN," UNTIL THEY REALIZE THAT THE WORD "WOMEN" IS AS MUCH OF A SPIN-OFF OF THE REAL THING AS THEY THEMSELVES ARE, I IMPLORE SOCIETY TO REFER TO THE LESSER GENDER WITH THE WORD "VAGINA". DRESS IT UP WITH "EGG-BLEEDING VAGINA" IF NEED BE.
dylan terreri, i