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dear sir or vagina:

my name is dylan. i fear for my life and for my well-being, i am therefore reaching out for some answers regarding self-defense.

i fear for my welfare, as well as for my life. i am handicapped, i had a "traumatic brain-injury" that i will never fully recover from, i have had many physical injuries which still hinder me (the discharge papers are at http://jaggedlittledyl.com/sitepics/dischrge.jpg and http://jaggedlittledyl.com/sitepics/dischrg2.jpg), and i refuse to be the victim of society's apparent acceptance of violence committed against men. i need to know how to EXCEL in acts of violence against women in order to protect myself in a society which seems to outright condone womens' acts of violence against men. i need a self-defense class to coach me and to teach me how to excel at hurting a wombn who wants to hurt me.

i realized what i have to defend myself against when i was watching tv. i saw an episode of "the big bang theory," there was a self-defense class mentioned which taught - and i quote - "100 different ways to rip a guy's nuts off". is this what is being condoned by the networks, is this another thing i have to live in fear of? i couldn't believe it - 100 different ways to rip a guy's nuts off...that does not sound like self-defense, that sounds like violent spite against the bigger and stronger gender. now, i realize how there are many members of the egg-bleeding gender who make jokes about harming men, i never took them seriously because...well, for one thing, i've seen the kinds of weights that the gender of milk-leakers use for strength-training. therefore i have never regarded the shorter gender as any kind of legitimate threat. i mean, really, they're all about DAIRY - from the milk-leak to the egg-bleed - the feminine body was designed for motherhood as much as the implementation of gender-based sports teams/military requirements/olympic competitions/hot dog eating competitions was designed to compensate for the lackluster abilities of the gender wearing high-heeled shoes and shoulderpads (two props, two articles of clothing meant to compensate for what didn't happen to Strongwoman at puberty).

gee, it sounds like Strongwoman is all about compensation for her disabilities, given that the reason for physical competitions being based on gender is simply to provide a way to "keep 'em separated" and to allow the little gender to triumph ALONGSIDE OF the bigger gender..."bigger," as in height/weight/strength/stomachs. Strongwoman is placated by a society which tells her that she is man's equal, the placation that Strongwoman receives is evidenced by the overcompensation found in gender-based physical competitions as well as by the overcompensation which 1) condones jokes about ripping mens' nuts off while 2) completely forbidding jokes about both rape and breast-mutilation.

now, my understanding of the placation that society uses to hide the meekness of femininity does not keep me from feeling intimidated by lines on tv like "100 different ways to rip a guy's nuts off". i realize that it's not only physical strength that can harm men, i realize that even a woman can do it. i am intimidated by tv shows which condone violence committed against men, simply because my physical handicap puts me at a greater risk of being harmed by the "monkey see, monkey do" aspect of a society full of couch potatoes, and i refuse to be the victim of society's apparent acceptance of violence committed against men.

i am rightfully afraid for my welfare, i have heard way too many vaginas (or wombn) talk like their spite of the masculine gender has turned them insane - i've heard notions of violence against men both on tv and in real life...yes, many times in real life. i refuse to be the victim of society's apparent acceptance of violence committed against men, and to protect myself from wombs who joke about harming men (and who get away with their jokes simply because nobody will take seriously the notion of the little gender harming the bigger gender), i am wondering if there is a self-defense class to protect me from Strongwoman. it is apparent that, despite the size of barbells at "curves fitness," the vaginas of today are out to harm men...not out of self-defense but out of sheer jealousy and anger quite possibly stemming from their own lackluster physical abilities. it is to defend myself against the "100 different ways to rip a guy's nuts off" mentalities that i am seeking a self-defense class which would teach me "100 different ways to rape a delusional wombn who can't lift a 100-pound barbell yet who maintains that she can do anything a man can do". it is to defend myself against the "100 different ways to rip a guy's nuts off" mentalities, that i am also seeking a self-defense class which would teach me "100 ways to rip a wombn's mammary glands off without using the knife that should be used only after the breasts are cooked and ready to be served".

i realize that the notion of hannibalizing the breasts of Strongwoman may rub people the wrong way, but the notion of "100 ways to rip a guy's nuts off" rubs ME the wrong way. furthermore, if i have to defend myself against an insane womb who tries to rip my nuts off, i'm going to want to give her a taste of her own medicine by giving myself a taste of her own breasts. there are simply far too many vaginas who are hell-bent on "proving themselves" through harming men, that's why i am inquiring about self-defense classes possibly named "100 ways to cut Strongwoman's eggs out of her vagina". there are simply far too many vaginas who are hell-bent on "proving themselves" through harming men.

in the name of the "100 different ways to rip a guy's nuts off" mentality that's being condoned and promoted on shows like "the big bang theory," in the realization of the "monkey see, monkey do" aspect of couch-potatoes, i would like to find a self-defense class that condones and promotes "violence against women" as a way to defend against "violence against men". i refuse to be the victim of society's apparent acceptance of violence committed against men - i am therefore searching for a self-defense class to learn how to protect myself from psychotic wannabees (yes, i said "wannabees," that's the crux of their "100 ways to rip a guy's nuts off" psychosis. that's the crux of high-heeled shoes and shoulderpads. that's the crux of the "a woman can do anything a man can do" nonsense. they're wannabees who can't accept themselves as members of the gender that is less apt).

i am handicapped, and given society's devil-may-care attitude regarding violence committed against men ("100 different ways to rip a guy's nuts off"), i fear for my well-being. i would like to find a self-defense class which would teach me how to EXCEL in hurting Strongwoman before the egg-bleeder hurts me. i am requesting help in defending myself from any Strongwoman who is apt to kick me in the balls and laugh about it. i need to know how to inflict the most pain upon Strongwoman in order to protect myself from her. i need to know the best methods of violence against women in order to protect myself from women. if lorena bobbitt didn't go to jail, i need to know how to EXCEL in acts of violence against women...just to protect myself in a society which seems to condone acts of violence against men.

i would appreciate an email back which would provide names of coaches/trainers who specialize in acts of violence against women as a means of self-defense.

mr. dylan terreri, i
dr. sheldon cooper, ii
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