this is another letter of complaint from my website of (homo)sexual assault that is
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"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it." - Madonna
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dear sir or vagina:

i don't take sexual harassment lightly, i would like to sue shakespeare's restaurant and pub in ellwood city because they are guilty of sexual harassment.

there was TOO MUCH ICE in my water-glass today, put there by a waitress who obviously wanted to mistreat me and to play a practical joke on the man who runs a website (www.electduanerape.com) which advocates for the rape of every member of the lesser (shorter/smaller/weaker) gender. the gender with lesser appetites, both for sex and for food. the gender which relies on gender-based sports teams and gender-based military requirements and gender-based hot dog eating competitions out of knowledge that one gender cannot triumph OVER (and only alongside of) another gender. the (lackluster) gender using high-heeled shoes and shoulderpads as a way to "strike a pose" and to appear as mighty as the testosterone-enabled gender which is full of physical ability.

after scolding me for eating from my plate before every plate was set on the table, but before trying to explain to me the righteousness of leaving a tip (if the restaurant doesn't pay their employees enough then these employees should find another job, because it's not my job to compensate for underpaid servants), a dyke named laurel from california (where else?) suggested that i was drinking so much water because i could have diabetes like my father has. this got me worried sick, mainly because i have been noticing that i drink enough kool-aid to change my name to "sir drinks-a-lot" and rap a song about a damaged urinary tract called "baby got tract". i had a weak stream of urine when i was in the bathroom at the restaurant, and after it was suggested that i may have diabetes...i just was overtaken with fear. sometimes i have to shake my little penis twenty to thirty times so that pee does not dribble out when i put my schlong back into my underoos (boys size 8, thank you), i never thought that anything was wrong with my having a sloppy cock, but after it was suggested that i may have diabetes...well, i was overcome with realization of my pee-dribbling and how it could be related to my having diabetes. now, after a session of shoving an edge shaving gel can up my ass-hole, my ass leaks like it's a vagina leaking a bloody egg which has not been fertilized via the infiltration of a superior gender dominating the submissive vagina - but i do not stick anything up my cock-hole...and i should not leak pee like my ass leaks...well, like my ass leaks the delicacy of faggots, if you will.

faggots eat shit willingly, and if that is not depravity then i don't know what is.

i maintain that i would not have asked for three refills if there's wasn't so much blasted ice in the glass. i maintain that the waitress knew exactly what she was doing when she put (at least) twice as much ice in my glass as she put in the other two glasses at the table (yes, i looked at the amounts of ice in each glass). i maintain that "barb" (the waitress who served us) put too much ice into my glass INTENTIONALLY - just so that i would need to get enough refills to have someone at my table suggest that i have diabetes.

i have been put through so much emotional distress on the way home, i hold shakespeare's restaurant FULLY ACCOUNTABLE, and i would like to sue them. i would also like to sue them for their abundance of vaginas bringing peoples' lunches to them. there were two men who were serving, but there were at least four or five vaginas who were serving. now, i understand how serving men is a vagina's place...but with sexual equality being mandated by companies everywhere, it is ludicrous that female chauvinism exists at shakespeare's restaurant and pub.

i would like to quote myself here, using another letter of complaint i wrote to cvs pharmacy and to cadillac ranch and to the green valley veterinary hospital and to pure athletex (which is easily found through google): "there is nothing more sexist than any business which hires the lesser gender exclusively, and this is because LESS EQUALS MORE. less equals more - employment of the frequently-disabled and lesser gender equals more employees who must compensate for the disability of femininity, which equals more cost to the employer". vaginas call-in sick a lot more often than men, it has been studied and proven.. more cost to the employer. vaginas also call-in "mother," if you will, feeling a maternal instinct to be there for their sick "little ones". more cost to the employer.

wrapping up, i will say that shakespeare's restaurant and pub is guilty of sexual discrimination and favoritism for hiring more vaginas than men. "barb" also displayed sexual discrimination for what she did to me regarding my diabetes-scare, and i believe that i have grounds to sue shakespeare's restaurant and pub in ellwood city for a lot of money.

mr. dylan terreri, i
dr. sheldon cooper, ii


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