this is another letter of complaint from my website of (homo)sexual assault that is
WWW.JAGGEDLITTLEDYL.COM and WWW.ANTI-GAY.COM
"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it." - Madonna
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dear sir or vagina:

to ups:

your package-handlers are BIGOTED and INTOLERANT people who have issues with minorities. what i do in my bedroom is nobody's business but mine. furthermore, anything done in my bedroom that is posted online should not give any "professional" delivery-man any justification to lie about my packages being delivered. it's like ups workers think they're "too legit" to be servants when serving the likes of me - so they lie about having delivered my packages to me.

i am 100% gay and i have been running a 100% anti-gay website since 1999 (anti-gay.com)- it's also anti-feminist (legalizerape.org) and anti-negro (martinlutherkingjr.name), and it is for this reason that i feel slighted by the ups package deliverers (as well as by the "politically correct" members of society). i feel that my iced tea didn't get to my house because of the website i create in my bedroom. i must say that i have grown accustomed to feeling slighted. i feel slighted by the lesser gender being regarded as "strong" when they can't budge a hundred-pound barbell. i feel slighted by gay "men" who preach self-love and self-acceptance when they don't even respect themselves enough AS men to be their one and only. i feel slighted by negros who get into college because the color of their skin trumps their lesser intelligence. BUT NOW I HAVE ANOTHER REASON TO FEEL SLIGHTED - UPS LIES ABOUT DELIVERING MY PACKAGES.

years ago, i stopped having things sent to my house and i rented a p.o. box when a package i was expecting was not delivered by usps. the mailman rang my doorbell, i saw him through the cameras which i have set up around the outside of my house, and i thought the package would be there by the time i was done with what i was doing upstairs.

when i got downstairs, the package was not there, no note was left, and i lost money. so i got a p.o. box for things to be delivered to. well, i have been receiving arizona iced tea at the post office for years, but just a few days ago i was told that the tea was at the ups station in butler because ups can't deliver to post-office boxes. i actually drove 35 minutes to butler to pick it up, but found that the plant was not open on saturdays (and it is only open for an hour a day through the week).

arrangements were made for the tea to be delivered to my house. the delivery-man says he put it on the porch, but he did not. UPS should hold their employees responsible for items not delivered. now, i understand how female ups deliverers have upper-body strength which pales in comparison to mens'...i even realize how their lower-body strength is also somewhat dysfunctional...i realize that UPS is required by law to hire the little vaginas whose physical prowess is - well, little. nonetheless, my package of iced tea was so light that even a woman could lift it - even a "strong woman" who got into the military with less being required of her frail body - and there should have been no reason for it not to have been delivered to my house. a box of iced tea doesn't require mens' widened shoulders to lift, so even the gender of widened hips can lift a box of arizona iced tea.

what i do in my bedroom is MY business. i should not be discriminated against by ups deliverers out of malice for speaking the truth about egg-bleeding vaginas and milk-spewing mammary glands being the "tell-tale hearts" regarding the gender that's been DESIGNED for childbirth. i should not be discriminated against by ups deliverers out of malice for speaking the truth about masculivoids who search EXTERNALLY for the man of their dreams. i should not be discriminated against by ups deliverers out of malice for speaking the truth about anyone from blacks to gays to "strong women," or anyone else who gets compensation in the form of lip-service (placation) with regards to them being lesser than straight, white men.

mr. dylan terreri, i
dr. sheldon cooper, ii
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