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dear sir or vagina:

to wal-mart:

as the webmaster of dylansbraininjury.com - and as the victim of a "traumatic brain-injury" - i feel compelled to alert wal-mart of their bigotry. it is a mark of bigotry for the wal-mart in cranberry township - pennsylvania - to relocate the automatic check-out lines to the other side of the store. i had what they call a "traumatic brain-injury" way back in 1990, and because of it i cannot remember things easily.though lyrics to songs and/or scripts are not problematic, remembering where i parked y car is. speaking of lyrics and scripts...well, lyrics are no problem whatsoever, and i had "ferris bueller's day off" memorized since 1987 and "dirty dancing" memorized since 1988. i can still recite them. well, "dirty dancing" may present some problem, but i'm sure that reciting "ferris bueller" would go (pretty much) like clockwork.

whenever i go to wal-mart, i always park on the retail side because that is where the automatic check-out lines are (or were). i have gotten accustomed to parking there, but because these check-out lines are no longer on the retail side, it will take "the longest time" for me to remember to start parking on the food side of the store. yes, i can remember lyrics to "the longest time," as well as mostly any of billy joel's songs from any of his albums up to and including "river of dreams" (1993).

because of the relocation of the automatic check-out lines, i will be inconvenienced more than anyone else. my brain-damage will not let me remember that i should park on the food side of the store. though i could continue to park on the retail side of the store, i rarely carry my purchases with a cart that would make it easier to get to my car from the automatic check-out lines on the food side of the store. i do not carry my purchases with a cart because i am trying to get muscles like adam levine of maroon 5, and i feel that wal-mart moved their automatic check-out lines to spite me and to stop me from getting stronger

until watermelons are in-season and i have reason to "carry a watermelon" like jennifer grey did in "dirty dancing," my hands/arms will be free to carry other purchases and i will not be using a cart. i will therefore need the automatic check-out lines to be relocated to their original place (on the retail side of the store).

thank you,
dylan terreri, i
sheldon cooper, ii
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