chris lasala is the most interesting "pastor" i have ever listened to. ok, he's not a pastor, he does a lot of videos for youtube. he's got a website, attackingsataninjesusname.com.

this is the best church i've been to. if i still lived back in new jersey, i'd give every day of my life to work with him. to help his ministry with talents of mine. i guess the only talent i could use for his benefit is regarding a website, he already has one, but...wow. he moves me with each and every video-sermon.

check out his arms, check out his mind, this is who i wish i was. not j.d. stem, not josh lane, not any of the football-heroes from high school...it's chris lasala.

he just talks and talks and talks about jesus and biblical stuff, he just narrates, everything is impromptu and comes right off the top of his head. sure, i did narrations like this for my site, back in 1999-2000, but i wasn't talking about one thing in particular. i was just babbling, but chris is just amazing.

i have learned so much from this man. he is a true man of god. i will post a few links to his videos:

how to fight pride   oprah winfrey = satan   hussein obama   the roman-catholic satanic temple   evangelism in jesus' name
this parody of "careless whisper" is called "careless sinner," and it's inspired by my letters to mighty chris lasala, as well as by anyone who thinks that merely their belief in jesus christ will get them into heaven, regardless of their apathy and indifference towards sin. pride and lust are sins, unless the seven deadly sins have been edited for the sake of gay people.

"god will forgive me for my careless sinning" - "everybody sins" - "christ died for my sins"

here's a parody of "careless whisper" i wrote after watching a plethora of videos by chris

i feel so unsure as mere faith is said to lead us to heaven's lord
fags must prove their pride, lust is in their lives
god and christ love sinless beings, not all the careless minds

christ's never gonna stand with them - sinful beings, godless living
oh, he needs us to repent, i know he wants us to
should've known better than to cream for men
and make my head have pride for this sex
no, christ's never gonna stand for them, he hates pride and lust, too

christ will never send for careless sinners, such is heaven
to the heart and mind, it's our living life
there's no gumption in a dude praising (the) brawny guys

christ's never gonna stand with them - sinful beings, godless living
oh, he needs us to repent, i know he wants us to
should've known better than to cream for men
and make my head have pride for this sex
no, christ's never gonna stand for them, he hates pride and lust, too

tonight i'll move to flee this crowd, i wish i never knew the proud
maybe it's better i'm gay
i've learned why others seem to think we are born this way
i could have got my head together, i would have seen each man as aver-
age, now i'm gonna bash and re...nounce gay

christ's never gonna stand with them - sinful beings, godless living
oh, he needs us to repent, i know he wants us to
should've known better than to cream for men
and make my head have pride for this sex
no, christ's never gonna stand for them, he hates pride and lust, too

now that i've god
and that you've not
now that i've god
yes, what i did was wrong to god
and to masc'line esteem i want

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