i am always thinking to myself, "hey, vag...i'd like to talk to you," which is basically the opening to the "boom, boom, boom" song. so i thought i'd make a parody.

they made "a league of their own" because neither madonna nor geena davis nor rosie o'donnell would be able to sufficiently compete against the athletes on the men's league. insert nanny fine's nasal laugh.

(sorry, i remember this song's verses echoing each line)

hey, vag, i'd like to talk to you
how's about coming to terms with your womb and your little boobs, too?

you keep talking to me, you be bossy to me
i can dig your lies of spite, i can feel you spite my height
oh, how you rue men over you - your height and your weight be
making you blue

gender might make you feel so slight, you lust to pooh-pooh
dudes and sons like no one sees that females yearn for guyhood
all vaginas got the dreams to try to make the dudes lose
womens' teams, no! start competing with the stronger gender

boom, boom, boom
yes, you lack what goes boom
but you can sit on my pipe and you can feign control, right?
womb, womb, womb
let's be frank 'bout the womb
oh, the creation of life, the boobs feed baby so nice

you are lost, you moon-beam - you are not a dude, see
don't you know your life is spite? oh, i know your life ain't right
get on to school, honor life's rules
you're like a wee baby, hateful of truth

all vaginas got the dreams to try to make the dudes lose
womens' teams, no! start competing with the stronger gender
all vaginas wanna be just like the able brute dudes
if you need mark's strength to feel so real, you are a child

boom, boom, boom
yes, you lack what goes boom
but you can sit on my pipe and you can feign control, right?
womb, womb, womb
let's be frank 'bout the womb
oh, the creation of life, the boobs feed baby so nice
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