i think it was this song by jewel which was on the radio as my mom drove me down to one of my many appointments with dr. stephen orlin at the scheie eye institute, when she said she liked jewel. i was living 3 or 4 miles from highway 78 in new jersey, but had to go all the way south to philadelphia because i needed a corneal transplant. i got the transplant in 1992, i think, and had to keep going back there for follow-ups. oh, i also saw dr. orlin at a hospital in new jersey. it was near olga's diner, which is not around anymore, and we liked to go there.

you took your clothes off and, looking my way,
you showed a tasty, white ass
as i watched like a bimbo, always felt on the outside,
looking in on dudes
they're always the mysterious ones with
strong thighs and fair chest-hair
and i'm unfabulous, my sex is with pedestools * of males
you looked at my scrawnay * and wanted to lay
gee, why? what's hot, i'm not a catch, sir....

well, in case you've failed to notice
the gay-type man's esteem,
this is our hearts bleeding for all dudes
this is our doubting esteem, yes

we clueless gays aren't manly in our hearts
and for brawn we thirst, scars made what we are
we lay what we aren't

i'm always giddy for the brawny
and, oh, it has been like this for long years - almost 40
such a wannabee-type heart, the old dudes who do love most tots
as they freak for the young sons and they hungrily stroke their batons

well, they used me - guess my mistake was lust for fucking a quest
fucking just to say i am somebody more 'xperienced

we clueless gays aren't manly in our hearts
and for brawn we thirst, scars made what we are
we lay what we aren't

you took your clothes off and, looking my way,
you told me "make me a man"

* i spell phonetically to rhyme with the original song
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