i was getting my puppies food out of their fridge. "looking down," it just came to me. "weiner's brown," it just came to me. this is a bangles song, damn it.

time, time, time - see what's become of me...

pride, pride, pride - queens have no self-esteem
when guys look around at all masculinity
why aren't they all they need?

looking down, weiner's brown, knows no pride - he's a hazy shade of mister

see them sal'vating for the man
outcast from bigger guys, they're proud to feed on better guys
they must be half-man - and real incomplete, aw yeah

looking down, weiner's brown, knows no pride - he's a hazy shade of mister

shame on all the broken men
happily, he clings and prai...ses mister boner cuz he ain't in-touch with men
answers are given with sex

look around as your mind's feeling psyched, there is no gene dictating life

feeling strange cuz identity seems awry to my packaged meat
oh, brute strongmen make me complete

looking down, weiner's brown - i've no pride, i'm a hazy shade of mister
wood is brown, heals my doubt - there's a masc'line soul feeling down
could be loud, could be proud, but my masc'line soul drowns it out
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