i thought to do "holding out for a hero" ("where have all the good men gone") when i was advertising myself on adam4adam and saw a negro's profile's headline: "where are the real dudes at".

(i am quite sure that this is the song that josh lane was telling me i should be singing)

square is all the queer "men" are, they hail the brawny cocks
male esteem's quite hurt, it bleeds to find a righteous son
isn't there a right type whose aura slights the need?
maybe i'm still tossing, but jerk...ing's not real, it's fantasy

i be a hero, i don't need mas'cline-type heros to inspect for a psyche
my noggin's assured that i'm all of the man that i want to be next to at night
i be a hero, i won't be pounding a hero who's a brawny sight
my noggin's assured that my want for a dude who's brawny is wannabee-spite

some male is too thin, i will eat right, be packed with beef
toughness was beyond my reach, it stung my sense of self-esteem
praising all the studs' girth and trying to achieve
i'm not a great-big superman, i've esteem for who i be

i be a hero, i don't need mas'cline-type heros to inspect for a psyche
my noggin's assured that i'm all of the man that i want to be next to at night
i be a hero, i won't be pounding a hero who's a brawny sight
my noggin's assured that my want for a dude who's brawny is wannabee-spite

i be a hero, i don't need bountiful heros to inspect for a psyche

some man's a-doubting that he's what's man enough
some man's a-liking dicks supreme
i would swear i'm the one young hung man right for me
ooh, the big men i'll cheer and i'll praise, but it's porn that i love
i can't seem to feel hope for a guy who wants touched

i be a hero, i don't need a hero to inspect for a psyche
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