what'd jim levinstein say? "i hate sex, and i'm not gonna stand around, busting my balls over something that, quite frankly, isn't that damned important"

i have a picture, vid'os of porn
an image of dude's (chest) hairy and toned ass-cheeks, i love what is brawn
my wood is a plight, now, fantasies all are luscious and righteous
delightful to see, but i'll dial no whore

oh-oh - gross me out, no more i want
staying clean, no cum is wanted, bums give farts

you may be super'or, a brute man i like
though someone's searching for one perfect man with no stinky behind
so perhaps i will be queer, theeeeeere's no other way
but i know that it's gross, my saliva/your beef, well it's too real today

oh-oh - gross me out, it's porn i want
hey, it stinks, the stuff in armpits, butts and cocks

gross me out, it's porn i want
hey, it stinks, the stuff in armpits, butts and cocks

your ass is grime-yucky, i just ran away
i know what is poo, where yours is, and lust comes when poo stays far away
and the stink that's on dudes' balls, even high up his arms
when he lacks not what's human, oh i don't know just what i am doing hard

oh-oh, oh-oh, gross me out, no more i want
hey, it stinks, the stuff in armpits, butts and cocks

gross me out (don't get me a-humpin' mark)
no more i want (though i so admire jocks)
lay no queers (ooooh, anal reeks)
i don't know what i'm doing hard
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