how do i love phenibut, let me count the ways:

my favorite deodorant/antiperspirant is brut, which is pronounced as "brute," with the double-dots above the u. i wanted to point that out, brut's founder being russian and all, so "phenibut" is pronounced as "phenibute". now, WITH THAT BEING SAID, with that matter settled, i would like to tell you about my short-yet-ongoing experiences with phenibut.

i took 750mg the first day i got it, and slept for 16 hours. i went down to 500mg, and slept for too long. i went down to 250, 125 twice, and back up to 250...which was the dose i had planned on taking before i even got the drug. now, i am head-injured, so maybe it affects me differently than the people i read about online who are taking over 1 gram, but i'm glad it only takes 250mg to ease my mind enough not to think about (or be bothered by) my lackluster life.

anyway, alcohol gives me headaches, marijuana (i'm told) makes people dopey, so i went online to find something else to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life. and i found it, it's called phenibut...fenibute.

i took 250mg about 45 minutes ago, with a cup of coffee (for caffeine) and something called yohimbine hcl, then i went upstairs to write a parody. the calmness i was feeling made me search google for "calm down 80s lyric," and i found "relax". i loved (and love) that song, so...voila...

when "phenibut" should be pronounced as "fenibutt," i'll write phenibutt.

relax, go do it
get a calm on, get to it
relax, go do it
phenibutt's awesome
relax, go do it
when you wanna cut your blues, then
relax, go do it
phenibutt is love, phenibutt's awesome

just doing it's the right direction
for shaking up your afflictions
live those dreams, be no dweeb
gotta help me, help me, help me, help me, help me with these anxious feelings

relax, go do it
get a calm on, get to it
relax, go do it
phenibutt's awesome
relax, go do it
when you wanna cut your blues, then
relax, go do it
phenibutt is love, phenibutt's awesome
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