a song written after masturbation - "that's all".
that's all i've been striving for, ejaculation.
that's all that mattered, ejaculation.
now i can get on with the day. why do i want to achieve this feeling of apathy with someone else?

just as i thought it was going out right, i found that i'm wrong when i gawk at hung guys
i called out in shame after i came, "that's all"

i could be straight, and boobs may psyche - well, it's a fact that i won't have straight-pride
it's always the same after i came, "that's all"

my wood's semen starts to flow, so retarded, yes, a joke
i can't see the need for real sex unless i'm stoned
oh, why do they always seem to need each hooking up to be getting relief
it's always the same after we came, "that's all"

turning me on, getting me off
making me think that it's norm to fuck
bitching 'bout prudes just-ta get-a me screwing all of the time
running around, staying out all night
saying with scorn, "you're getting nothing tonight"
bitching 'bout prudes just-ta get-a me screwing all of the time

my wood's semen starts to flow, it seems cheesy and a joke
i can't see the need for real sex unless i'm stoned
oh, why do they always seem to need each hooking up to be getting relief
it's always the same after we came, "that's all"

ooh, yes, i'll fuck dudes - brawn men i've wanted nude
there's no point in lying - i'm impressed
there's been no butt who made me think not of poo
hey, it stinks forever - your rear-end

my wood's semen starts to flow, it seems cheesy and a joke
i can't see the need for real sex unless i'm stoned
oh, why do they always seem to need each hooking up to be getting relief
it's always the same after we came, "that's all"

just as i thought it was going out right,
i found that i'm wrong when i gawk at hung guys
i called out in shame after i came
"that's all"

i could be straight, and boobs may psyche
well, it's a fact that i won't have straight-pride
it's always the same after i came
"that's all"

that's all
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