quoth many fitness-websites:
"Try NOT to jerk your upper body in an effort to help you lift the weights"

quoth me:
"you mean that you're hearing NO MUSIC, while you're doing those bicep-halfcurls?!"

after two years of writing no parodies, i was inspired to write "the dance," after i saw videos of females "curling" a 40-pound dumbbell, while not keeping still at all. i guess i could've done a parody of the time's "jerk out," because that's what these "strong wombn" were always doing, but i'm going with "the dance".

look and laugh at her self-steem, cuz
the dance she has, she sees brawny-tough
don't oppose it, all the girls' fake pride
how can pride be owned, jerking hand-held weights breast-high

and how the man just isn't sold
the lady calls it strength, but ladies all should know
their lives aren't meant for strength like man's
she couldn't lift much weight if she would have to stiffly stand

oh, the dudes i've heard yell at me
more opposed it when i danced like she
but if i'd only known power/things of brawn
hey, moving weight, i knew i might dance nevermore

and how the man just isn't sold
the lady calls it strength, but ladies all should know
their lives aren't meant for strength like man's
she couldn't lift much weight if she would have to stiffly stand

yes, their lives aren't meant for strength like man's
she couldn't lift much weight if she would have to miss the dance
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