"wanna be starting something" started february 25th, my first parody in 3 months - it's nice to be cracking word/rhyme-puzzles again

i was looking online to see if other brain-injured people were a bunch of do-nothings who sat on their bed all day, wondering why mere capitalization should change the pronunciation of "furniture polish" versus "Polish furniture," and i ran into an article about the lack of initiation felt by brain-injured people. the words "starting something" in the article inspired this parody.
i said i wanna be starting something
it's hard to be starting something
i said i wanna be starting something
don't want to be starting something

skills too righteous to hope for, so slow to get some learned
i'm stuck in my bedroom, and i hate this blunder
goals too high to be hoped for, they won't once become learned
i'm some dumb, inane fool who'd have made his butt firm

i'd make my body truly stronger in a year more, but nothing's seen now
i would drive to M.I.T, but when would I get brain-pow'r?
nothing's qualifying to start my change-of-life, and
talking with the psyche-men ain't cool cuz i wanna be starting something

i said i wanna be starting something
don't want any smart discussion
i said i wanna be starting something
don't want to sit on my butt's end

skills too righteous to hope for, so slow to get some learned
i'm stuck in my bedroom, and i hate this blunder
goals too high to be hoped for, they won't once become learned
i'm some dumb, inane fool, and i make no thunder

i love to pretend that i could; in my thoughts is where i'm all good
i really can't fake my state or say my mind's sharp as a razor
i'm not qualifying to be a functioning guy, and
anyone wanting a righteous-type job needs trained, put time in

i said i wanna be starting something
don't wanna sit on my butt's end
i said i wanna be starting something
don't want a classroom-discussion

skills my mind cannot hope for, it won't allow some learned
i'm some dumb, inane fool, and i hate this blunder
goals too high to be hoped for, it's slow to get some learned
i'm stuck in my bedroom, like my wasted summers

i'm a vegetable, i'm a vegetable
i'm a vegetable, i'm a vegetable
since wayward youth, with wayward moves
i'm a vegetable, i'm a vegetable
i'm stuck in each day, i'm stuck in all day
i'm a vegetable, i'm a vegetable
i feel often used, i feel often bruised
i'm a vegetable

if it seems i'm never talking with somebody else who's talking
well, if i am snubbing most, sure isn't caused by having bold balls
i've been always trying to talk, i'll maybe cry when
talking bout my life will never do if i want to be saying something

i said i wanna be saying something,
don't wanna be saying nothing
i said i wanna be saying something,
i wanna be making some friends

i'm too slight to be social, too slow to get lovers
i'm some dumb, inane fool, and i hate this blunder
social-ties are not hoped for, i won't seek the others
i'm stuck in my bedroom, like my wasted summers

i'm a vegetable...

since i can't be amazing, i won't be amazing
and know i'm praying for the chance at "amazing"
i'll be always trying to talk, i'll maybe cry when
others steal what's mine as my brain-inj'ry is shining

i'll say i wanna be saying something
don't wanna be saying nothing
i'll say i wanna be starting something
don't wanna sit on my butt's end

skills too righteous to hope for, so slow to get some learned
i'm some dumb, inane fool, and i hate this blunder
social-ties are not hoped for, i won't seek the others
i'm stuck in my bedroom, like my wasted summers

with my head up high, i'll scream lies to the world
"i know i am someone," and that's bull-poo unfurled
go on and smirk, i've found what i know is truth
that i've achieved nothing since age sixteen in june

help me sing it
i'm afraid i am flawed and mocked non-stop
i'm afraid i am flawed and mocked non-stop
i'm afraid i am flawed and mocked non-stop
i'm afraid i am flawed and mocked non-stop...
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