j u s t i f y m y l o v e
gabriel: hi, debbie! how's your husband?
debbie: he just found out that i've been cheating on him with brian, so he's not talking to me.
gabriel: you were cheating on him? why? he's a catch, all the ladies want his beefcake.
debbie: well, he was forcing me to be a vegetarian. i haven't gotten any of his beef for months!
debbie: what was i to do? he was depriving me of my daily dose of masculinity that i need so bad!
gabriel: i see.
debbie: though it was right next to me every night, masculinity hasn't been a part of me for months!
gabriel: and you were unsatisfied with what you had, so you went and laid with a real man?
debbie: exactly! a man who could satisfy my hunger for masculinity!
gabriel: you grew to feel seperated from it, so you went externally and got it?
debbie: exactly! but enough about me, how is your wife?
gabriel: it's time i told you the truth. i don't have a wife, i'm gay.
debbie: gabriel, why did you lie to me?! were you ashamed?! why are you telling me now?
gabriel: i'm not ashamed around you, now that i know we lay with men for the same reasons.